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    united america!

    Post by Ordin on Sun Mar 29, 2009 5:09 am

    http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/godwetrust

    this is a petition i'm starting to unite america once and for all. all the information there, will my clear and precise reasons for making this decision. once we reach 1,000,000 signatures i will e-mail this to every single government official. even up to the big man, Barrack "the Rock" Obama.

    Let's do it. IN AMERICA.


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    Re: united america!

    Post by Trevlac on Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:28 pm

    Matt, way to unite over such piddly shit. Our money means NOTHING anyway.

    What we need to unite over is telling our non-representing representatives to stop passing shit like the Bail-Out. And telling The Rock to NOT encourage more loans putting this country deeper into debt.

    In fact there's a fuckton of things we need to do. Rebelling against the Illuminati-created money isn't one of them.


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    Re: united america!

    Post by Ordin on Sun Mar 29, 2009 2:15 pm

    i know all this.

    this is a spoof petition, poking fun at all the ridiculous petitions and bill-passing that's been going on lately. everyone thinks their pointless idea is gonna change america for the better.

    uniting america under mcdonald's DEFINITELY will, right? ......right?


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    Post by Kaen on Sun Mar 29, 2009 2:47 pm

    How many times have you, in the throes of a stinging between-lunch-and-dinner terror, stumbled (nigh-unconscious) into a local McDonald's and ordered yourself a good ol' American double cheeseburger for $1.07? Probably more times than there are pages in "the Bible" and "the Selfish Gene" combined.
    hey guys this reminds me of the time i ate more than the mass of a blue whale and a fairy shrimp combined
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    Re: united america!

    Post by Ordin on Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:30 pm

    Kaen wrote:
    How many times have you, in the throes of a stinging between-lunch-and-dinner terror, stumbled (nigh-unconscious) into a local McDonald's and ordered yourself a good ol' American double cheeseburger for $1.07? Probably more times than there are pages in "the Bible" and "the Selfish Gene" combined.
    hey guys this reminds me of the time i ate more than the mass of a blue whale and a fairy shrimp combined

    eating 172 metric tons of endangered animals? Now THAT'S american.


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    Re: united america!

    Post by Kaen on Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:58 pm

    Ordin wrote:
    Kaen wrote:
    How many times have you, in the throes of a stinging between-lunch-and-dinner terror, stumbled (nigh-unconscious) into a local McDonald's and ordered yourself a good ol' American double cheeseburger for $1.07? Probably more times than there are pages in "the Bible" and "the Selfish Gene" combined.
    hey guys this reminds me of the time i ate more than the mass of a blue whale and a fairy shrimp combined

    eating 172 metric tons of endangered animals? Now THAT'S american.
    i did it for science.

    maybe i should set up a poll on whether science has gone too far
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    Re: united america!

    Post by Trevlac on Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:43 am

    Oh, I think I would've known it was sarcasm had I not ragequitted at the third sentence.


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