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    choose your ownadventure!

    Post by Ordin on Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:17 pm

    everyone takes part in this RP! shout actions and such and i'll continue the story along until its indefinite end. everything and anything is possible! GO GO GO GO

    You become aware that you are in a dark room sitting on a rather perplexing bit of manufactured wood, staring into the glowing bestial eye of some mechanical horror. a wave of abyssal dread sweeps through your spotty, hazy mind. how long have you been here? how did you get here?

    the strange mechanical, fluorescent eye sits upon of some sort of wooden table construct. there is a rather unreasonable pack of cigarettes, a phone, and a spray bottle filled with some sort of viscous liquid on your left. to your right is a disconcerted cat and an ashtray.

    what do you do?

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    Re: choose your ownadventure!

    Post by Trevlac on Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:25 pm

    Carefully spray a few drops onto the wooden table and watch for a reaction


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    Post by Ordin on Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:27 pm

    you spray a bit of the SPRAY BOTTLE's contents on the TABLE. the table sizzles and emits a faint yet altogether acrid smell of spoiled eggs, along with a bit of smoke. rather odd. you put the SPRAY BOTTLE of VISCOUS LIQUID into your inventory. whatever your inventory is. anyway, it's with you now, safely.


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    Re: choose your ownadventure!

    Post by Trevlac on Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:35 pm

    >pet CAT


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    Post by Ordin on Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:38 pm

    you move to pet the rather tame looking cat but discover that it has fled from the presence of your spray bottle! it looks as you apprehensively and disappears under what appears to be a ratty old couch.

    your mind reels at all this new information. you feel slightly dizzy and ponder about having a seat to recover yourself.


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    Re: choose your ownadventure!

    Post by Trevlac on Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:39 pm

    >check PHONE for functionality


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    Re: choose your ownadventure!

    Post by Ordin on Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:17 pm

    you discover that the phone is not just a phone, but also a phone encased in lead! in its current state it is completely useless.


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    Post by Toothpick on Sat Apr 18, 2009 6:55 pm

    >Check in couch cushions.
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    Post by Sparta Plizkin on Thu May 21, 2009 9:41 pm

    Hunt for cat?
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    Re: choose your ownadventure!

    Post by Ordin on Fri May 22, 2009 9:03 pm

    >check couch cushions

    you stand slowly, your limbs changing from their normal density to the density of ten trillion suns. they prickle with a lack of circulation and you heave yourself up, coming into contact with the floor. a sicking ker-ploop echoes through the room as your fleshy bits connect with the hard bits and a shock of pain tickles your nasal passages.

    dragging your useless body forward with a rope you eventually reach the couch. you riffle through the cushions finding a bit of fuzz, a bit of fluzz, an uncoiled safety pin, sixteen cheetos, two fritos, three-hundred and twenty-six assorted crumbs, and a 18 gauge shotgun shell.


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    Re: choose your ownadventure!

    Post by Toothpick on Sat May 23, 2009 12:11 pm

    >go to the eerie glowing eye on the table and ask it what is going on.
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    Post by Ordin on Sat May 23, 2009 8:27 pm

    >go to the eerie glowing eye on the table and ask it what is going on.

    you traipse lazily back to the table. with your pancreas quivering in fear you question the mechanical eye upon the table about the wheres and hows of this ungodly room you seem to be trapped in. it ignores you.


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    Re: choose your ownadventure!

    Post by Toothpick on Sun May 24, 2009 1:33 am

    >stick the eye deep into your feisty, spasmodic bunghole.

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