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    I had to write it down somewhere.

    Post by Daius on Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:51 pm

    A man had two sons. Both of them were the same age and identical twins. The family they come from is a strong catholic background and the father is a strong believer in God. Both him and his sons read the bible every day. One son is named Cain and the other son is named Joshua.

    While walking down the halls, The father heard his son Cain playing with his toys. "What are you doing, Cain?" the father inquired.
    "I'm playing God, Father. See? These are the people that worship me. I have just given them 10 rules to follow and if they don't, they will be punished," said the boy proudly. The Father raised his fist in anger and told the boy that God is not like that at all and that his son should not blaspheme in such a manner. He then grounded the boy and stormed out.

    While passing Joshua's room, The father noticed that he too, was playing with his toys, "What are you doing Joshua?" The father inquired again.
    "I'm playing God, Father. See? These are the people I am preaching to and I am about to be sacrificed for their sake," said the boy proudly.The Father praised his son and told him he would by a new toy tomorrow for his son.
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    Re: I had to write it down somewhere.

    Post by Ordin on Sun Jul 05, 2009 12:50 am

    So the moral of the story is kill yourself?


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    Re: I had to write it down somewhere.

    Post by Trevlac on Sun Jul 05, 2009 12:51 am

    And apparently appeal to emotion. This story is hollow and worthless.


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    Re: I had to write it down somewhere.

    Post by Toothpick on Sun Jul 05, 2009 4:36 am

    You suck at life. Kill yourself, you retarded peice of total shit. I want you to drown in the cunt juice of a hell-spawned gigaslut. No, you're not worthy of that fate. You deserve to be eaten by a slobberworm and shit out and eaten by Satan's left ball and shit out again and then pissed on by Hitler.
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    Re: I had to write it down somewhere.

    Post by Ordin on Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:19 pm

    Blake, that's a really douchey thing to say.


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    Re: I had to write it down somewhere.

    Post by Toothpick on Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:20 am

    Ordin wrote:Blake, that's a really douchey thing to say.
    The universe threatens to implode with the irony of this statement.

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