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Who needs freaking powerful earrings, rings, and necklaces? You do of course! Let me just say one thing, accessories are not only extremely rare, but very powerful and very expensive. Some are even dangerous. Use at own risk!
Amulet:
You like to be lucky right? Everyone does! String an amulet 'round your neck if you have seriously horrible luck.
Cat's Bell:
Okay so either you have a cat fetish or you need a hobby other than to wear a cat bell everywhere you go. Aside from ringing and annoying the hell out of you, it actually heals you as you walk.
Champion's Belt:
Only obtainable by beating the living poop out of a Gold Saucer macho moron named Dio. If you kick his ass royally, he'll give you this. It raises your strength and natural physical resistance like nothing else. Why? Because what it actually does it raise your overstuffed ego.
Amaterasu:
When your HP is 1, you cannot be killed. On the next turn after activation, this ring casts Regen on you and deactivates for one full day.
Circlet:
Okay so everyone likes to look like a cool ass sorcerer right? Well now you can with a circlet. Oh and it also does some completely useless stuff like raise your magical attacks and magical defenses a lot. But think of the COOLNESS.
Choco Feather:
This useful item slightly raises the overall speed of your character. Happy Dexterity Day!
Earrings:
These stylish accessories slightly increase your magical abilities. Prepare to dish out more damage with Bolt 2, nigga.
Fairy Ring:
And you'd have to be one to actually wear this tripe. It will stop your ass from getting poisoned or made blind.
Fury Ring:
Well, if you like to rampagedly kill absolutely everything you see then this is for you. Simply place the fury ring on, and GO BERSERK. As such, your damage is doubled but you cannot wield magic.
Headband:
Protects against sleep. Anyway, if something out there in this crazy world tries to make your drowsy when you don't want to be, make sure you've got one of these on.
Hypno Crown:
Well, you look like a DAMN FOOL but at least your Manipulate materia becomes way more successful.
Power Wrist:
Mmm...beefy. Get a boost of Strength from this red, glowy, circly-like thing-mabob...zoop.
Protect Ring:
And now you know why "Barrier" materia is useless. This thing constantly keeps a weaker version of Barrier and M.Barrier upon you. So +1 DEF and M.DEF for you.
Curse Ring:
You're a retard if you actually wear something called "CURSE RING". But you're an autistic retard because believe me, for the 60 seconds that you stay alive whilst wearing it, you can unleash, man. This greatly increases every single aspect of your character. Be warned, you get 60 seconds before it breaks forever and KILLS you. Best use this if you're the martyr type or just want to piss away your life. Take note that for the truly retarded, you can take the damn thing off before the 60 seconds and it'll simply break and kill whatever is touching it.
Nibelung Ring:
You gain Gil when walking. The effect of "Coin" is doubled.
MtDoom Ring:
You become invisible once per day for 60 seconds or one combat. HP drops by half when used.
Oblivion Ring:
Once per day, an effect that has a % chance is counted as 100%.
Reflect Ring:
If you can't guess what this does right off the bat then you don't need it. What you need is another neat little accessory, it's called a BRAIN. You see "Brains" allow you to look at "Reflect Ring" and know that it's a "Ring" that automatically sets up "Reflect" magic for you. Useful, no?
Safety Bit:
Okay so something plans to INSTANTLY KILL YOU. Fat chance dillweed. With this little beauty on, you can't be petrified, turned to stone, paralyzed or instantly killed. Guess what else it stops? Condemnation. So if something's like "DEATH FORCE LOL! U DIIE IN 60 SECONDS LOL!!1" you're like "Um no, you 'tard. Safety Bit."
Sneak Glove:
Are you a thief that sucks at stealing? You should prolly wear one of these and surprise buttsecks someone with it. This only works with the "Steal" materia and Added Steal.
Ribbon:
You know those pink breast cancer ribbons that don't stop breast cancer? Well trust me when I say these babies repel any damn thing. Sleep, paralysis, confusion, acid trips, silencing, blindness, poison. Hell, if doctors could somehow procure one of these fucking shreds of red cloth, people wouldn't die of the flu anymore.
Sprint Shoes:
You cheap bastard. Seriously, what are you thinking wearing shoes that automatically cast Haste on you? That officially makes you Michael Jordan. I think these shoes are actually Nike sneakers.
Star Pendant:
Almost useless, almost, This pendant will protect the wearer from Poison status. But only that.
Susanoo:
When you deal damage based on your HP or MP, it is based on your maximum HP instead.
Touph Ring:
Well, you get an Excellent in both physical and magical resistance (+3 to be exact)
Tsukuyomi:
When you cause an opponent to lose MP, they lose double the amount.
White Cape:
Arthur from the Knights of Round summon is wearing one. Seriously. Anyway, it protects you from being made into a frog and also from being shrunken into a pocket-sized pest.
Amulet:You like to be lucky right? Everyone does! String an amulet 'round your neck if you have seriously horrible luck.
Cat's Bell:Okay so either you have a cat fetish or you need a hobby other than to wear a cat bell everywhere you go. Aside from ringing and annoying the hell out of you, it actually heals you as you walk.
Champion's Belt:Only obtainable by beating the living poop out of a Gold Saucer macho moron named Dio. If you kick his ass royally, he'll give you this. It raises your strength and natural physical resistance like nothing else. Why? Because what it actually does it raise your overstuffed ego.
Amaterasu:
When your HP is 1, you cannot be killed. On the next turn after activation, this ring casts Regen on you and deactivates for one full day.
Circlet:Okay so everyone likes to look like a cool ass sorcerer right? Well now you can with a circlet. Oh and it also does some completely useless stuff like raise your magical attacks and magical defenses a lot. But think of the COOLNESS.
Choco Feather:This useful item slightly raises the overall speed of your character. Happy Dexterity Day!
Earrings:These stylish accessories slightly increase your magical abilities. Prepare to dish out more damage with Bolt 2, nigga.
Fairy Ring:And you'd have to be one to actually wear this tripe. It will stop your ass from getting poisoned or made blind.
Fury Ring:Well, if you like to rampagedly kill absolutely everything you see then this is for you. Simply place the fury ring on, and GO BERSERK. As such, your damage is doubled but you cannot wield magic.
Headband:Protects against sleep. Anyway, if something out there in this crazy world tries to make your drowsy when you don't want to be, make sure you've got one of these on.
Hypno Crown:Well, you look like a DAMN FOOL but at least your Manipulate materia becomes way more successful.
Power Wrist:Mmm...beefy. Get a boost of Strength from this red, glowy, circly-like thing-mabob...zoop.
Protect Ring:And now you know why "Barrier" materia is useless. This thing constantly keeps a weaker version of Barrier and M.Barrier upon you. So +1 DEF and M.DEF for you.
Curse Ring:You're a retard if you actually wear something called "CURSE RING". But you're an autistic retard because believe me, for the 60 seconds that you stay alive whilst wearing it, you can unleash, man. This greatly increases every single aspect of your character. Be warned, you get 60 seconds before it breaks forever and KILLS you. Best use this if you're the martyr type or just want to piss away your life. Take note that for the truly retarded, you can take the damn thing off before the 60 seconds and it'll simply break and kill whatever is touching it.
Nibelung Ring:
You gain Gil when walking. The effect of "Coin" is doubled.
MtDoom Ring:
You become invisible once per day for 60 seconds or one combat. HP drops by half when used.
Oblivion Ring:
Once per day, an effect that has a % chance is counted as 100%.
Reflect Ring:If you can't guess what this does right off the bat then you don't need it. What you need is another neat little accessory, it's called a BRAIN. You see "Brains" allow you to look at "Reflect Ring" and know that it's a "Ring" that automatically sets up "Reflect" magic for you. Useful, no?
Safety Bit:Okay so something plans to INSTANTLY KILL YOU. Fat chance dillweed. With this little beauty on, you can't be petrified, turned to stone, paralyzed or instantly killed. Guess what else it stops? Condemnation. So if something's like "DEATH FORCE LOL! U DIIE IN 60 SECONDS LOL!!1" you're like "Um no, you 'tard. Safety Bit."
Sneak Glove:Are you a thief that sucks at stealing? You should prolly wear one of these and surprise buttsecks someone with it. This only works with the "Steal" materia and Added Steal.
Ribbon:You know those pink breast cancer ribbons that don't stop breast cancer? Well trust me when I say these babies repel any damn thing. Sleep, paralysis, confusion, acid trips, silencing, blindness, poison. Hell, if doctors could somehow procure one of these fucking shreds of red cloth, people wouldn't die of the flu anymore.
Sprint Shoes:You cheap bastard. Seriously, what are you thinking wearing shoes that automatically cast Haste on you? That officially makes you Michael Jordan. I think these shoes are actually Nike sneakers.
Star Pendant:Almost useless, almost, This pendant will protect the wearer from Poison status. But only that.
Susanoo:
When you deal damage based on your HP or MP, it is based on your maximum HP instead.
Touph Ring:Well, you get an Excellent in both physical and magical resistance (+3 to be exact)
Tsukuyomi:
When you cause an opponent to lose MP, they lose double the amount.
White Cape:Arthur from the Knights of Round summon is wearing one. Seriously. Anyway, it protects you from being made into a frog and also from being shrunken into a pocket-sized pest.
Last edited by Trevlac on Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:52 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Star pendant)