I got 99 problems but a glitch aint one


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    I got 99 problems but a glitch aint one

    Post by Trevlac on Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:03 am

    If you havin' game problems I feel bad for you son.
    I got 99 problems but a glitch ain't one.
    I got fanboy trolls on my red ring woes.
    Ballmer tryin to make sure my casket's closed.
    CoD kids chillin' with their college bros
    I'm on PSN stupid, no fucking 12 year olds
    If you could wake slaughtering gods as Kratos
    You'd be celebrating the minute you had rumble controls
    I'm like fuck Bill Gates you can kiss my whole asshole
    If you don't like my DRM, you can press download
    I got beef with little kids 'cause I don't play Halo
    They can't watch Blu Ray, I don't give a shit SO
    Real gamers can play my black ass
    Without Microsoft filling up the games with ads, fuckers
    No failure rate like Xbox has
    Do you understand the quality that Sony has
    You can play all night without bricking me son
    I got 99 problems but a glitch ain't one
    Play me

    The year is 2005 and I'm in Walmart
    On the fucking shelf what should you put in the cart
    You got two choices y'all PS3 or
    Get the Xbox RROD before you walk out the store
    Now you tryin' to get games and movies to play
    Not spend $30 shipping to get your system replaced
    Yet you...pick up the Xbox to go
    Cashier says "Son do you know what I'm stoppin' you for?"
    Cause I'm young and I'm dumb and my voice ain't low?
    Do I look older than 12 Mr, I don't know
    Do you want my money or should I guess some mo'?
    "Well if you want a full console you need $150 mo'"


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