I was browsing /sci/ and I came across this thread:
This was my reply:
Thoughts?
Hey, hotshot scientists, I got a question for y'all motherfuckers:
why is air different than dirt? how come girls won't ever flirt? the world is full of magical miracles, how come glasses invented after monocles?
This was my reply:
Well you see, when the Juggalo Gods Bitchslap Niggerwack and Titsfuck Penisrage were creating the universe, they decided to seperate music in to two seperate entities, making it possible to see it, and those two entities were air and dirt.
Along with their many mysteries, (such as the inner workings of magnets) the fact that girls never flirt is best left up to the believer of miracles, coming up with their own idea of how it works.
Monocles were a fashion trend that was caught on by the Juggalo pseudo-God, Ramdick Cuntchuck. After finding his original idea of monocles started to become a rather large trend, he developed glasses.
Thoughts?