So I was playing a sim

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    So I was playing a sim

    Post by Trevlac on Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:36 pm

    It's called "Real Life" and it randomly generates you, your family, your country and living circumstances.

    So here's brief rundown of mine.

    I was born a girl named Ho Ling in China. At age 5 I developed epilepsy. I dated a little as a teen but didn't pursue love much again. My dream was to move to Iceland. At 18 I got a job as a lab technician and through the next 20+ years of my life I switched between that, computer technician, and entertainment industry technician. I always read in my spare time, gave to charity, ate well, and invested intelligently. By the time I was 43 I could finally afford to move to Iceland by cashing in all my investments (and having changed jobs quite a bit). In Iceland I met up with a man named Felrund Vylnilski and we dated for 4 years before he broke up with me. My life was getting wonderful, I had gone from the poor girl of china to a middle-class Iclandic woman. When I was 48 I invested about 400,000 krona (I was worth 8mil, which is around $87k). I never did get the opportunity for college but I was looking forward to a job change.

    Age 50. I died of a sudden epileptic seizure. I had no husband or children to leave my inheritance to, and I never found love. I worked at dead-ends jobs all of my life, trapped in a horrible unsanitary and corrupt country for most of my years, and slaved away at my work, never able to seek higher education to do more with my life. I achieved my dream, but it was too late and once I got it, my dream was soon ripped from my hands.




    I fucking cried when Ho died of a sudden seizure. I had all these big plans for the rest of her life, even though it took so long to get her to Iceland. I'm still kind of emotional over this whole thing.


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    Re: So I was playing a sim

    Post by Trevlac on Mon Dec 15, 2008 1:03 pm

    Did another life. I made an attractiveness 100, everything else 0 female, in the Czech Republic. Her father and two brothers died of diabetes the day she was born.

    She got held back in school at age 6.
    Had measles at age 9.
    Got held back at age 13.
    Decided not to smoke cigarettes at age 13.
    Dropped out of school at age 15.
    Got a job as a domestic helper at age 16.
    Met a man at age 19 named Frantisektah Kralahdka.
    Frantisektah got drafted in the military.
    Declined marriage at age 20.
    Got raped at age 20 by Frantisektah.
    46 year old mother died of a stroke at age 21.
    Frantisektah proposed again at age 23.
    Said no to proposal again.
    Frantisektah raped me again at age 23.
    Frantisektah found a job as a beggar, while I'm making good money.
    Frantisektah proposed marriage again at age 24.
    Propsal denied.
    Frantisektah raped me AGAIN.
    Frantisektah and I stopped seeing each other.
    Met a man named Alexej Masaryk at age 26.
    Broke up with him.
    Met Emil Svejda at age 27.
    Blah blah blah, in 40 years met 32 other men, each proposed, said no to each, each raped me.
    At age 70 married Lubomir Dukliovinai.
    At age 73 husband died of rape.
    I died at age 99 of rape.


    Who the fuck rapes a 99 year old? Who the fuck rapes your 73 year old husband to death? WHAT THE FUCK?


    God dammit I am lolling so hard.


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    Re: So I was playing a sim

    Post by Ordin on Tue Dec 16, 2008 1:29 am

    that sounds like the most awful, fucked up life. raped nearly 50 times, HUSBAND died of rape, and then you die of rape. your entire family is dead by the age of 21. where do you get this game?


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    Re: So I was playing a sim

    Post by Trevlac on Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:59 am

    I have the cracked version. I got it from /v/ so I'll have to megaupload it myself.


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    Re: So I was playing a sim

    Post by Daius on Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:17 pm

    Poor asian girl...
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    Re: So I was playing a sim

    Post by Trevlac on Fri Jan 02, 2009 3:07 am

    megaupload.com NTTZ8BIB

    There's the cracked one. Install as normal then go into the crack folder and replace the original .exe file with the cracked one.


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