Found out something awesome

Today me and my boss are shooting the breeze and I make a ghosts vs human corpses metaphor for something video streaming related. And he said "I take it you're into the metaphysical" and I just laughed hysterically and said "I disdain all metaphysics" and then he goes to tell me he subscribes to Skeptical Inquirer and laughs at religions.

I told him I subscribe to the Amazing Atheist and Richard Dawkins Videos. Apparently so does he.

My life is average.

Atheist boss, fuck yeah!

He's also at least 60 and listens to metal.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

Is he secretly a superhero too?

My boss;
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/richard-oertle/14/a66/1bb

Quite possibly me from the future.

Does last name rhyme with Squirtle?

Yep. urtl

i signed him up for horse porn.

I just had a vivid image of matt's mom getting on to his computer and finding "horse cocks anal fuck" in the search bar.

Toothpick wrote:I just had a vivid image of matt's mom getting on to his computer and finding "horse cocks anal fuck" in the search bar.

God dammit I lolled so hard. Fuck!