I DO, THEY SPARKLE

FOUR WORDS JUST MADE ME RAGE HARDER THAN EVER.


My reaction upon seeing this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rPBmxzhGAM
And hearing:
"I do, they sparkle."

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH

I typed that for the exact duration of my laughter

Since whatever cunt posted that made it private:

Bunch of twilight fangirls standing around and a news reporter goes "Do you believe in vampires?"
"I do, they sparkle"

Just think of the potential behind picking up a 14 year old girl though:


40 year old weirdo: "I'm a vampire. I SPARKLE IN THE SUNLIGHT! Will you sleep with me!?"

14 Year old girl: *generic anime face*

it wouldn't work, faggot.

you're just saying that cause you think you'll be able to pick up chicks by saying that you like those abominations.

seriously, i fucking RAGED when i saw that. the fact that these fangirls can believe in such bullshit is almost as bad as Scientology. and that shit's just silly.

Tom Cruise and Edward Cullen?

<3

It's people like this that make me wonder why murder is illegal.

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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! SO MUCH RAGE!