Targoviste
You awake on soft carpet, your eyes are slightly blurry as you grope around in the semi-darkness, trying desperately to identify your surroundings. Last night, you certainly did not go to sleep in a house this cold or with the smell of old wall glue and wet paper. Before your eyes can adjust to the lack of any real interior lighting, you stand to your feet. Directly in front of you is a solid gray wall with a single photo frame hanging from it.
The caption reads "Targoviste". It looks like a photograph of a city taken during the night, but appears as though it hasn't been dusted in generations. Looking around, you notice a stern man shadowed by the couch. He is observing the rest of the room and as your eyes follow his gaze, you notice that there are others here. This strange turn of events breaks when the man opens his mouth and speaks in a very low but firm tone.
"Welcome to my home. You are all, no doubt wondering what you are doing here and who I am." He paused, eyeing the people in the room with interest. "I am Trevlac, a vampire." he continued. "I have brought you many miles from your homes in the dead of night--against your will--to offer each of you a career opportunity." he smiled and his fangs were now clearly visible even in the extremely low lighting.
His mere presence was astounding. No one dared make a move, or even a sound just yet. "My subordinates have peacefully brought you here unharmed. Where is here? Targoviste, Romania. And you will be relieved to find your gear is also with you." The vampire Trevlac clasped his hands together and hummed a tune that vaguely sounded like an aria of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, then giving himself a satisfied nod, he pressed on. "The business. I have recently been promoted from the rank of vampire Lord to Count. This would be the vampire equivalent of a Prime Minister. my charge was Germany, and I usually maintain my lands from within my bastion--Castle Ehrgeiz. I have purchased this manor to serve as my Elysium and base of operations temporarily. Recently, a Countess from Hungary has sieged my castle, taken my wealth, and had her main forces occupy my territory so that I may not enter."
Trevlac unfolded his hands and leaned his face against one of them. "So you may be wondering what this has to do with anything. The Countess feared retaliation directly--because I tend to handle things that way--and fled to Romania while her forces are in occupation. I don't have an army to take them on, but as she's a vampire and they are ten thousand ghouls, defeating or reasoning with her will stop the ghouls as well.
I don't know if it is necessarily true, but I have reliable agents in Hungary and Romania, and they have reported that this Countess has been meeting with a very old and very powerful Count just outside of Targoviste. Well. Words won't do these two justice. Here are some pictures." He withdrew two photographs of fifteenth-century artwork and slapped them haphazardly on a weathered leather coffee table.
"Yeah that's right folks. Elizabeth Bathory and Vlad Dracula the third. Now don't get all frightened, my quarrel isn't with the Impaler. I advise that you avoid him at all costs, in fact. I only need Countess Bathory to either withdraw her troops, sign a treaty of peace, or ...be killed. She is believed to be inside Castle Bran, the legendary Castle Dracula situated by the border of Wallachia and Transylvania. This is the stuff of nightmares. But I cannot enter the castle and parlay with Bathory nor Dracula. You see, someone has enacted very powerful blood magic around the grounds that prevents anyone who's stepped foot into the castle from ever entering again. Unless the caster is killed, I can't say that the magic will be quelled. Seeking the alliance with Vlad the Impaler was a very smart choice for Bathory." Trevlac said that with a snarl. But then he smirked,
"Do you know something interesting? Dracula is actually selling his castle for forty million pounds-sterling. I'd love to have it, but I can't even ask the man to sell it to me. I won't have the cash anyway, after I pay you lot. I have eight million in United States Dollars for everyone who participates. I can give you one million each now, and seven upon completion." Trevlac momentarily stopped speaking. He lifted his head up and sat back in his seat on the plush couch. Then he adjusted the light above him and it reflected onto an object hanging on the wall.
A heraldic shield bearing a dragon coat of arms melted into the lamplight. It looked beautiful and barely worn. Trevlac smiled and touched the shield gently with one finger. "This, people, is the shield of Dracula himself. It's the real deal. I grabbed this and his sword the last time I visited a year ago. The sword is safely hidden because it is needed, but this beautiful specimen is up for grabs. I honestly have no idea if the thing has magical powers--though I admit I never even inspected it. I'll trade it for the head of either Bathory or Dracula. This thing is absolutely priceless. This protected the Dark Prince himself! I get so excited by looking at it."
After a brief time pausing for effect, Trevlac crossed his arms and looked at everyone with expectancy.